he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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