Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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