fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have fence marks all over my body
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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