Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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