is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
im on a boat
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