The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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