There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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