Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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