But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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