I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
