I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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