Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
