wat bout pragnant strippers??
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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