That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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