Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Two words: nipple clamps
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