Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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