We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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