When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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