Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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