I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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