Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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