You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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