my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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