WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
