so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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