Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
