Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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