How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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