i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
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That's how twitter works, right?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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