I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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