Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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