I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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