when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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