This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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