I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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