Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
