Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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