Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
How external is "for external use only"?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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