All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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