Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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