I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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