Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
no you cant smoke seaweed
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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