found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
