Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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