It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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