People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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