I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
This is my gift to your gina
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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