Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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