now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I understand Curling. That high.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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