Dual....:-)
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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