i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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