that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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