come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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